(Don't tell Helge this)

As Helge has detailed in a recent post, he has qualified to go to the USAC National MTB Championship in Mt. Snow, VT. Knowing that, I'm determined to get Helge up on the podium, no matter the cost.

Let's just say it'll involve a midnight raid on the Pedersen compound in the middle of the night and forced trainer sessions on a machine ala that from the Triplets of Belleville:



With luck, this sequestering of Helge (don't call it kidnapping) will result in a National Champion on the Half Acre Cycling squad.