Helge: you there honey
me: Awww, yeah
Helge: yo!
me: I heard yesterday's race was epic.
Helge: yeah, real fun
me: Something about an alligator pit and flames?
Helge: croc pit actually
me: Oh, dang, that's right.
Helge: 14 foot flames 4 feet wide
me: Were there any maneating plants coming out of green pipes?
And plumbers?
Helge: yeah but I ate some killer shrooms and blasted them with my balls
me: We need to have a Super Mario Bros. race next year at DeKalb.
Helge: I mean fireballs
me: ahhhhhh
Helge: nice
me: Set up a water pit. Or run the race into the river.
Helge: That'd be great
me: Woah...we should make it so that you have to swim across the river to get through the course.
Helge: I"m sure the dudes with 5K bikes would love that!
me: Those dudes on $5K bikes need to unclench those heinies a little.
Relax and let it all out.
Helge: that will never happen
me: Yeah. That's why they aren't on Half Acre. They aren't awesome enough.
Kevin F
1 month ago
6 comments:
I am pretty sure that my bike is worth 5k and I would totally swim across a gross river in a cross race if I needed too. Plus the guys with super fancy bikes are probably racing Triathalons during the summer and already are used to swimming.
fireballs would be awesome. and we need a princess to give kisses at the finish line.
A "Super Mario" course sounds like a damn fine time to me. Water crossings, sand pits, the works! I think it was Adrian who mentioned that he'd love to hold a cross race on a gold course: the grass is trimmed, there are already sand bunkers and there are lakes!
Other CX Course Ideas:
1. "'49ers": A race that winds down into a creek where you have to dig for gold, all the while dodging the kicks of a team of randy mules. Flannel and original Levi's dungarees required.
2. "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea": A 'cross race with the course a straight line from Montrose Harbor to Water Crib #3, 1.5 miles out in the lake.
3. "Nights in White Satin": A night race in which both men and women racers must wear their skivvies. Barriers include a four-post bed and a hot tub. Lotion and massage oil handups mandatory.
oh this is too funny. it just made my morning!
This is just too great. You totally made my morning!
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